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Birthday: 21st March 1986
Height: 5'2.5" aka 1.58m (ie. short)
Disparaging Phrase: "Silly poodle"
Favourite fridge magnet: My set of 12 Lego ones
Favourite calculator button: !
The first thing you would probably notice about Sarah if
you met her in the street, is that she is a woman. This in itself would not usually pose the ordinary person with any sort of problem, except for her slight tendency to occasionally act like a man. The next
thing you would probably notice is the amount of cow related
attire she wears. Whether it's a pair of cow socks, a cow
t-shirt, cow trousers, cow shoes (made of leather, of course),
or even a cowprint set of matching bra and thong (complete
with tail and a collar with a little bell on it), this lass
will definitely outcow the next person. Unless the next
person is a cow, and even then it's a bit iffy.
Sarah does not just limit her time to mooing with the cows,
of course. Her other hobbies include programming, pissing off Mac
users, breaking computers, fixing computers, biting her fiance,
tennis, artisticness, and being sexy. She has an incredible knack for algebra
and painting, though not at the same time. Having not been content
with designing, coding the markup, and designing graphics
for the entire site, she also applies her artistic finesse to
indenting Andrew's horribly laid out PHP code behind it. On the painting side
her works include cows of various descriptions and colours, an abstract
picture of War, and a wolf, to name but a few. This is something you
would probably not notice if you met her on the street.
The third thing you probably would notice about Sarah if you met her on
the street, however, is that on her left hand she wears a very small round silver
object with a hard sparkly object embedded in it. Unfortunately, Andrew
couldn't find a cowprint engagement ring.
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